Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

King Con (1998)

Lucy Lawless: Xena

Quotes 

• Xena : [while Gabrielle is riding on Argo with a swollen ankle]  No, you are *not* getting off. Your ankle's too swollen...

  Gabrielle : I'm telling you, Xena, this sprain is not half as bad as the last one...

  Xena : The less you're on it, the faster it'll heal. Besides, when we hook up with Joxer, we'll stop and make camp. It's not like him to be late.

  Gabrielle : What do to want to bet that he stopped to watch the paint dry or the grass grow and he completely forgot...

  Xena : Huh?

  Gabrielle : Hmm?

  [pause] 

  Gabrielle : Believe me, I know Joxer almost as well as I know you.

  Xena : And how well is that?

  Gabrielle : Well, enough to know what you're thinking most of the time. Like right now, you're thinking, "She thinks she knows me, huh? We'll see about that!"

  Xena : Easy guess!

  Gabrielle : Okay. Now you're thinking, "Oh, wait, I haven't thought of anything yet!" Right?

  Xena : And what am I thinking now?

  [she smirks and looks over at Gabrielle] 

  Gabrielle : You wouldn't dare, not to an injured woman!

• Leo : [Two thugs hold Joxer while Leo beats him. He is battered, bruised and bleeding]  For the last time, where's Pop's money?

  [Joxer doesn't answer; Leo draws his sword] 

  Leo : So long, Mr. Lucky!

  Gabrielle : [Xena uses her whip to disarm Leo; he and his gang run away. Gabrielle limps off Argo and checks the beaten, near-dead Joxer. She then looks up to Xena with a worried look]  Is he...?

  Xena : If we can treat him and get him to someplace safe, he stands a chance...

  [pause] 

  Xena : Which is more than I can say for the men who did this to him!