Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Fins, Femmes & Gems (1998)

Alexandra Tydings: Aphrodite

Quotes 

• Xena : They've probably headed for Parnassus. The priest there is an expert astrologer. Who knows what *stupid* thing Aphrodite would want him to do with it?

  [Xena picks up a fish] 

  Aphrodite : [unseen as a Goddess]  Nice! Double dose for you, Warrior Babe!

  Xena : Hmm, a walleye.

  Aphrodite : Big mistake. You're *never* getting that smell off your hands now...

  [she blows the Obsession potion on Xena] 

  Xena : I've got it! I know what to do! The North Star is on the verge of extinction. The fate of the whole world lies in our hands. We've got no choice.

  [pause] 

  Xena : We're going fishing!

• Gabrielle : They say that the paintings of women in Aphrodite's temple represent her many phases, right? Well, based on this, I'd have to say that she's pretty full of herself!

  Aphrodite : [Aphrodite, unseen as a Goddess, walks over to Gabrielle]  Oh, really?

  [Aphrodite blows the Obsession potion in her face] 

  Gabrielle : [Gabrielle looks into a mirror and stares at her reflection]  Pretty!