- Xena: Maybe you didn't hear me, Doctor. Getting pregnant requires a certain physical element that I haven't had for a long time... I'm talking a VERY long time. I am a love-free zone, so it is utterly *impossible* that I be up the duff! What's your diagnosis *now*?
- Gabrielle: You don't have the slightest idea?
- Xena: No. Look, we've been through this a thousand times. I don't.
- Gabrielle: How can you not know? I just find that hard to believe, you know.
- Xena: Tell me.
- Gabrielle: Ares. Maybe he did... a god thing.
- Xena: No.
- Gabrielle: OK, fine. When was the last time we saw Hercules?
- Joxer: [to Amarice] What do you know about guys? You're an Amazon! All you know is shopping for bows and arrows and emasculation!
- Amarice: I know you don't have to live with pigs to recognize one!
- Joxer: You know? I'm so glad all women aren't like you!
- Amarice: All the women I know are. We don't need a man to get along. In fact as far as they're concerned you guys are totally dispensable!