Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

A Day in the Life (1997)

Lucy Lawless: Xena

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Quotes 

• Gabrielle : Another one's fallen for you.

  Xena : Again? What is it?

  Gabrielle : Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.

  Xena : I think it's time for a wardrobe change.

  Gabrielle : Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.

  Xena : Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.

• Xena : [in a bathtub with Gabrielle]  Are you sitting on the soap?

  Gabrielle : I was wondering what that was... Hmmm...

• Xena : Oh... that's enough, Minya!

  Gabrielle : She's in that, "I'll do anything for the Warrior Princess" haze!

• Gabrielle : You know, her boyfriend is in love with you. Guess I'll have to straighten that out too.

  Xena : You? Why you?

  Gabrielle : Because *I* do the sensitive chats.

• Gabrielle : [Xena has destroyed a frying pan using it as a weapon]  Xena, this was our only frying pan. Why do you do that? You do have weapons, don't you?

  Xena : I like to be creative in a fight. It gets my juices going.

  Gabrielle : Can we cook with your juices?

• Minya : [Minya is playing with Xena's whip]  The rotten thing came back and bit me!

  Xena : You gotta be careful with it. What are you doing with my whip, anyway?

  Minya : It isn't your whip, anymore. I traded my best frying pan for it, fair and square.

  Gabrielle : Look, we have to cook our food. I am still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop brying to swim upstream!

  Xena : No, this isn't about cooking, is it?

  Gabrielle : I don't know what you're talking about.

  Xena : I messed with your scroll, so you... You traded my whip for a frying pan? I want it back.

  Minya : No! It belongs to me! You don't get that concept very well, do you? The whip is mine. The frying pan's yours. Hower is mine! She's yours.

• Gabrielle : [Referring to a man who is leading Xena and Gabrielle to his village to for them to protect]  Another one's fallen for you.

  Xena : Again? Why does this always happen?

  Gabrielle : It's the blue eyes, the leather. Some guys just love leather.

  Xena : I think a wardrobe change is in order.

  Gabrielle : You could wear chain mail.

  Xena : Yeah, but I think that'd just attract a kinkier group.

• Xena : [Sees Gabrielle using her chakram weapon to cut fish]  Gabrielle! What do you think you're doing? Oh, that's just great. It's gonna smell like fish for days!

  Gabrielle : Well what was I supposed to use, huh? You threw our only good cutting knife at a warlord last week.

• Gabrielle : Xena, you know, you should have asked for instructions while you had the pinch on that guy.

  Xena : Well, you were there. why didn't you ask him?

  Gabrielle : Oh, like you would want me to butt in on one of your pinch interrogations.

  Xena : Why not? You ask good questions.

  Gabrielle : Really? Thank you.

  [she giggles happily] 

• Gabrielle : [Gabrielle swings her staff at Xena's face however Xena catches it mere centimetres from her nose]  Ah, I almost got you that time.

  Xena : No you didn't.

  Gabrielle : What are you talking about? I was *this close*.

  Xena : You were *this close* because I let you get this close.

  Gabrielle : We'll see.

• Gabrielle : You used my scrolls?

  [Gabrielle walks towards Xena] 

  Xena : Now, take it easy. There were no good leaves in the bush. I used a piece that didn't have much writing on it!