Lee Pace: Aaron Tyler

Quotes 

• Aaron Tyler : Why would anybody worship my sister? Is she a cult figure?

  Mahandra McGinty : You're not wearing pants.

  Aaron Tyler : I was about to get some.

  Mahandra McGinty : Well, you're certainly undressed for it.

• Sharon Tyler : [with a child's shoe]  I came as soon as I found out about the missing children.

  [to Penelope] 

  Sharon Tyler : Are you their mother? Oh, those poor babies. We will find them.

  Aaron Tyler : They're birds.

  Jaye Tyler : Yeah, I, uh, probably shouldn't have said "babies" so much as... birds. It's a "B" word.

  Sharon Tyler : I can think of another "B" word. If you see a wolf, don't bother to call me.

• Aaron Tyler : Who's mating?

  Jaye Tyler : The birds.

  Aaron Tyler : [seeing them in their makeshift cage]  Did the cow creamer tell you to do this?

  Jaye Tyler : No. The stuffed donkey did.

• Aaron Tyler : What is she doing with those birds, anyway? Is she gonna use their babies in a ritual?

  Mahandra McGinty : Only thing that's getting sacrificed tonight is the heart of a certain unsuspecting bartender.

  Aaron Tyler : Oh, right. He did seem like a man marked for heartbreak.

  Mahandra McGinty : You saw it, too?

  Aaron Tyler : Well, I mean, he was with her. Why does she always do that to 'em? You know, that exchange student from Prague still e-mails me about her.

  Mahandra McGinty : She's like a bug zapper. Long as I've known her, guys have been throwing themselves at her. I don't know, maybe if she was more like some of us less magnetic types, she wouldn't be so quick to throw 'em back.

  Aaron Tyler : I think you're magnetic.

  Mahandra McGinty : Yeah, well, for all my innate magnetism, I haven't really been attracting a lot of the brothers in the greater Niagara region lately.

  Aaron Tyler : I'm somebody's brother.

  Mahandra McGinty : Yeah, right. My best friend's brother. Like that's gonna happen.

  Aaron Tyler : [laughing together]  Why not?

  Mahandra McGinty : Well, for one thing, if we ever even tried to kiss, we'd never stop laughing.