Wonderfalls (TV Series)
Safety Canary (2004)
Kellie Waymire: Penelope
Quotes
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Penelope : Please no flash photography in the aviary. I said it three times.
Jaye Tyler : I'm sorry.
Penelope : The birds are traumatized. And now they have nobody to talk to.
Jaye Tyler : Those birds talk?
Penelope : They talk to me. You wouldn't understand.
Jaye Tyler : I wish I didn't.
Penelope : Those birds are in the infancy of their relationship. The bond is very delicate. And now they're migrating towards extinction like it's northwestern Paraguay, thanks to you.
Jaye Tyler : Hey, I'm the one who has to put on topical ointment.
Penelope : The female reacted defensively. She saw a flash of white. I'm sure she thought you were a snowy owl. And she's not gonna be presenting herself for mating if she thinks she's being attacked by a snowy owl. Those poor birds. You killed their love. You really are a snowy owl.
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Eric Gotts : [sneaking into the zoo after-hours] So, this isn't really a private showing, is it?
Jaye Tyler : Uh, no. Not so much a private show as a federal offense. We're here to steal an endangered species and then force them to have sex.
Penelope : Not stealing. Liberating.
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Jaye Tyler : [mucking an elephant pen, poop is thrown at Penelope] Ew. Did that monkey just throw its food at you?
Penelope : In a way.
Jaye Tyler : Good arm.
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Eric Gotts : This is so romantic, coming back to the zoo. Picking up our date where we left off.
Jaye Tyler : Yeah.
Eric Gotts : Uh, but you, uh, don't maybe wanna come back when it's open? I'm pretty sure sneaking in's against the law.
Penelope : We answer to a higher law.
Eric Gotts : We do?
Jaye Tyler : Love. Love is our higher law. And we're here to save it. Not that it was ever in any danger from me.
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Eric Gotts : Lauren and Humphrey are smart birds. Maybe they'll come back.
Penelope : They're hyacinth macaws, not homing pigeons.