Katie Finneran: Sharon Tyler

Quotes 

• Aaron Tyler : What are you?

  Jaye : Huh?

  Aaron Tyler : Are you like Dr. Doolittle?

  Karen Tyler : Your blood sugar's low. Dip something.

  Aaron Tyler : It's not my blood sugar. There's something out there, and it's laughing at us.

  Sharon Tyler : [meaning Jaye]  Did she do this to you?

  Darrin Tyler : You really think that your sister's special lunch is the appropriate place for an existential crisis?

  Aaron Tyler : It's not an existential crisis.

  Karen Tyler : You're studying religion for God's sake. You're bound to have one sooner or later.

  Aaron Tyler : Not an existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that had no meaning, that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe that has meaning... what does it mean?

  Jaye : It doesn't mean anything.

  Aaron Tyler : Did the cow creamer tell you that?

  Darrin Tyler : What has gotten into you?

  Karen Tyler : I'm throwing that creamer away the second we get home.

• Darrin Tyler : [Jaye is named Employee of the Month]  We are so proud.

  Sharon Tyler : And shocked.

  Karen Tyler : With pride.

  Jaye : I don't deserve this.

  Karen Tyler : She's never been comfortable with praise.

  Sharon Tyler : They gave me the same balloon bouquet when I made partner.

  Jaye : I was just rude to a customer. I can't be employee of the month.

  Alec : You don't have a choice. Peggy said I can't get it anymore now that I'm management. The honor comes with a certificate and a parking space on the first level of the structure.

  Jaye : I park on the street.

  Alec : And the afternoon off.

  Jaye : I humbly accept.