Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Karma Chameleon (2004)

Scotch Ellis Loring: Muse

Quotes 

• Eric Gotts : You seem depressed.

  Jaye : Not clinically. But my mother published a new book, and I only got five words in her bio blurb.

  Eric Gotts : You got mentioned in a blurb?

  Muse : [through a fish mounted on the wall]  Hey.

  Jaye : Oh, God, no.

  Muse : Get her words out.

  Jaye : What do you care?

  Eric Gotts : Well, I think that's impressive.

  Jaye : Well, it's only actually four words and a digit. My siblings got 51, collectively.

  Eric Gotts : Digits?

  Jaye : Words.

  Mahandra McGinty : I didn't know your brother was on a scholarship. Uh, you weren't, though, were you?

  Jaye : What if I only ever rate four words and a digit? What if by the time my mother's next book comes out, the sentence hasn't changed?

  Mahandra McGinty : It will. Well, the digit will.