- Wayne Arnold: Who you calling?
- Kevin Arnold: No one.
- Wayne Arnold: You've been kinda waiting a long time to call no one, pal.
- Kevin Arnold: Leave me alone, Wayne.
- Wayne Arnold: Could it be... . a girl?
- Kevin Arnold: Leave me alone!
- Wayne Arnold: Let's see. Who could it be?
- Kevin Arnold: No one, now get out!
- Wayne Arnold: Could it be Betty Ackerman?
- Kevin Arnold: Get out!
- Wayne Arnold: Osbourne.
- Kevin Arnold: Quit it!
- Wayne Arnold: The number's gotta be somewhere.
- [Grabs Lisa's number written on paper]
- Wayne Arnold: Uh-uh-uh! Thank you. Huh, Lisa. Do we know any Lisa's?
- Kevin Arnold: That's not even it.
- Wayne Arnold: Oh, so you wouldn't mind if I
- [Grabs the phone]
- Wayne Arnold: call on them, would ya pal?
- Kevin Arnold: I don't know.
- Wayne Arnold: Alright.
- [Dials Lisa's number and avoids giving Kevin the phone]
- Kevin Arnold: NO! Please no.
- Wayne Arnold: It's ringing.
- Jack Arnold: What the hell's going on in here?
- Wayne Arnold: [Fakes hurting his hand] Aaahhhh, nothing.
- Jack Arnold: Wayne, get out of here and leave him alone, now!