The Wonder Years (TV Series)

The Phone Call (1988)

Jason Hervey: Wayne Arnold

Quotes 

• Wayne Arnold : Who you calling?

  Kevin Arnold : No one.

  Wayne Arnold : You've been kinda waiting a long time to call no one, pal.

  Kevin Arnold : Leave me alone, Wayne.

  Wayne Arnold : Could it be... . a girl?

  Kevin Arnold : Leave me alone!

  Wayne Arnold : Let's see. Who could it be?

  Kevin Arnold : No one, now get out!

  Wayne Arnold : Could it be Betty Ackerman?

  Kevin Arnold : Get out!

  Wayne Arnold : Osbourne.

  Kevin Arnold : Quit it!

  Wayne Arnold : The number's gotta be somewhere.

  [Grabs Lisa's number written on paper] 

  Wayne Arnold : Uh-uh-uh! Thank you. Huh, Lisa. Do we know any Lisa's?

  Kevin Arnold : That's not even it.

  Wayne Arnold : Oh, so you wouldn't mind if I

  [Grabs the phone] 

  Wayne Arnold : call on them, would ya pal?

  Kevin Arnold : I don't know.

  Wayne Arnold : Alright.

  [Dials Lisa's number and avoids giving Kevin the phone] 

  Kevin Arnold : NO! Please no.

  Wayne Arnold : It's ringing.

  Jack Arnold : What the hell's going on in here?

  Wayne Arnold : [Fakes hurting his hand]  Aaahhhh, nothing.

  Jack Arnold : Wayne, get out of here and leave him alone, now!