- Lydia Moreno: South American men are trapped by the romantic lover image they feel they must forever uphold. But beware, it's we South American women who are really dangerous.
- Major Keller: Nothing will go wrong, sir. Our tanks will roll into Paris, London and New York, on treads made of the professor's Formula 407.
- Etta Candy: Oh do you have any idea how much I envy you? You and Steve, alone, under an incredibly huge South American moon.
- Diana Prince: Etta, that's scientifically impossible. The moon is the same size in the Northern and the Southern hemispheres.
- Antonio Cruz: Do you know Diana, if you would only take those terrible glasses off, you would be a most attractive lady.
- Diana Prince: I'm afraid a very near sighted one, as well.
- Major Keller: We have had a stroke of good luck. Not only are we going to snatch the formula right out from under the Americans' noses, but they've sent one of their most famous war heroes here to pick it up: Major Steve Trevor. We'll take him back with us.
- Otto Dietrich: Ah, Americans. I bet if they were Nazi agents, they would arrive on time.
- Schmidt: Hm. Not in Buenos Aires. Anyone would be late.
- Etta Candy: Oh Diana, the postcard made it sound so exciting. And a handsome, romantic South American and all that moonlight and walks in the...
- Major Steve Trevor: [interrupting as he enters the room] And don't forget a half a dozen Nazis and a squad of enemy frogmen.
- Maria: Professor, it's 1942! There is nothing wrong with a pretty young lady like Lydia to share the moonlight in the garden with a very handsome man!
- Professor Moreno: Until all hours of the night?
- Major Steve Trevor: [remembering] Yeoman Prince and the driver...!
- Wonder Woman: Oh, they're all right. The driver was just stunned, and your very capable assistant is taking care of him.
- Major Steve Trevor: [hands tied behind his back, and so is hers] Hello. It's hardly a good morning.
- Wonder Woman: Mm.
- [smiles]
- Major Steve Trevor: Are you all right?
- Wonder Woman: I... I think so. They must have used... chloroform on me. It smells terrible. I think I'm all right.
- [groans]