Will & Grace (TV Series)

Von Trapped (2006)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

Quotes 

• [Will, dressed like Capt. Von Trapp, is standing in the lobby of the wrong movie theater. James walks up and hands him his ticket stub] 

  James Hanson : Here you go.

  Will Truman : What am I supposed to do with this?

  James Hanson : Well, you're supposed to tear it in two, give me one half, and, I guess, keep the other half for your big theater scrapbook.

  Will Truman : I'm not an usher.

  James Hanson : Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher?

  Will Truman : I'm not. I'm Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold heart was recently melted by a young nun.

  James Hanson : Where do you think you are?

  Will Truman : Uh, at the "Sound of Music" Sing-a-Long. Where do you think you are?

  James Hanson : At the 7:40 showing of "Memoirs of a Geisha."

  Will Truman : Ooh... I think you're in the wrong place.

  [just then, many movie patrons exist the theater] 

  James Hanson : If this isn't the theater showing "Memoirs of a Geisha," then why are all these people coming out, going "eh?"

• James Hanson : So, what is it about the "Sound of Music" that makes otherwise reasonable people dress up and act like lunatics?

  Will Truman : You're asking the wrong person. I'm just going for my friends. I'm not really a fan. I think the whole movie is dopey and sentimental...

  James Hanson : Oh, really? 'Cause I love it.

  Will Truman : Oh, thank God, because I love it too!