- Grace Adler: Admit it. You're happiest when I'm miserable. I mean, come on. Isn't that our thing? Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are.
- Will Truman: Shut up, Grace!
- Grace Adler: But I am not gonna be miserable for you. I am gonna try to be happy, and if you can't deal with that, then you are even more pathetic than I thought!
- Will Truman: Get out of here.
- Grace Adler: Go to hell!
- Will Truman: I want you out of here in two weeks! You don't live here anymore.
- [Grace is explaining to Karen about how bad her new boyfriend, Leo, kisses]
- Karen: Honey, what is the problem? It was just a kiss.
- Grace: Oh, no, no, no. You don't understand. It was a really good kiss.
- Karen: [scoffs] Yeah! Show me.
- Grace: No.
- Karen: Show me!
- Grace: No!
- Karen: Come on. We're both stoned.
- Grace: Forget it.
- Karen: Shut up and show me.
- [Grace grabs Karen and kisses her for 15 seconds]
- Karen: Yeah, you're screwed.