Will & Grace (TV Series)

Swimming Pools... Movie Stars (2001)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

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• Will : Look at this. I'll bet Courtney Love has probably peed in this very toilet.

  Grace : Or, at the very least, around it.

• Jack McFarland : Toot toot! Heyyy!

  [SQUEAKING HORN] 

  Jack McFarland : Guess what I just got off of eBay?

  Grace : I don't know what you got, but I know a scooter that just won a homosexual.

  Jack McFarland : Oh, my God. You are so blah! I got this scooter, which happens to be autographed by Ricky Martin, the openly-Latino pop singing sensation. But the best part is, I outbid my arch-rival, Dr Dangerous, to get it.

  Will : Dr Dangerous? Do Mr Thumb and Shrinkface know about this?

  Jack McFarland : Dr Dangerous is his online screen name, and he and I always bid against the same things online, and he always wins, but that's about to change. Do you know why?

  Will : Because we don't care?

  Jack McFarland : No. Because I have this special online beeper. It lets me know immediately when someone outbids me. That's how I got this Ricky Martin scooter, and let me tell you something...

  Will : Let me guess. It bangs, it bangs.

• Will : Look at this: Sandra Bernhard is friends with the Dalai Lama. I bet she doesn't make a big deal out of it, either, y'know, like Richard Gere, or, or the Tibetan people.