Will & Grace (TV Series)

Star-Spangled Banter (2001)

Douglas Sills: Ted Bowers

Quotes 

• Ted Bowers : [Will and Grace are having fundraisers in their apartment for two opposing city council candidates. Ted, who is the gay candidate that Will supports, is the first one to speak]  Good evening, everybody. A lot of candidates in this race wanna tell you that there's an easy solution to our city's problems. Well, I'm here to tell you, there's not.

  Will Truman : [Will applauds but he's the only one applauding]  Was that not an applause line? 'Cause it felt like one.

  Ted Bowers : For instance... Homelessness. Now, this is an awful, awful problem, and one solution that I advocate is give them a hot meal.

  Will Truman : Mm-hmm.

  Ted Bowers : Give them a shower.

  Will Truman : Uh-huh.

  Ted Bowers : Put them on a bus and get them the hell out of our city.

  Will Truman : [Will is shocked]  A - What?

• Ted Bowers : So, in conclusion, women in the home, force those foreigners to speak our language, and if God didn't want some people to be poor, he'd give them money.

  Mr. Zamir : He is very good.

  Grace Adler : And now... Let's hear from a real candidate. Ladies and gentlemen, Judy Green.

  [Grace support Judy because she is Jewish, like Grace] 

  Judy Green : Thank you, Grace. Let me start by saying how gratifying it is to see so many white faces here tonight.

  Grace Adler : [Grace is shocked]  Goh!