Will & Grace (TV Series)

Secrets and Lays (1999)

Debra Messing: Grace Adler

Quotes 

• Grace Adler : Your cook's name is "Cook"?

  Karen Walker : No Grace he has a name! I just don't remember it. No wait a minute, it'll come to me, it'll come to me. "Where are my damn eggs... Paul!" Paul. Oh god, Paul is dead? Now who the hell is going to cook for us?!

  Will Truman : I guess this concludes the mourning period.

• Grace Adler : You look good.

  Campbell : You look really good.

  Grace Adler : I can't believe you're here.

  Karen Walker : [To Grace]  Honey, Campbell brought the wood in... Looks like he'll be leaving with it too.

• Grace Adler : [After Karen throws her keys to Jack and Will and they don't catch them.]  Karen, the gays don't catch.

• Will Truman : Allow me, to go hunt and gather for the womenfolk.

  Grace Adler : Jack, don't you think it would be nice if you went with Will so that he didn't have to be alone?

  Jack McFarland : [Reluctantly]  OK.

  Will Truman : Very well, I will hunt and gather with our womenfolk.

• Grace Adler : I'm going to bed

  [To Jack] 

  Grace Adler : And by the way it looks like Dr. Zhivago threw up on you.