Will & Grace (TV Series)

Pilot (1998)

Gary Grubbs: Harlin Polk

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• Harlin Polk : You're my lawyer. You tell me. What have I got to do to buy this company?

  Will Truman : Well, first you've got to get something called a Hart-Scott-Rodino antitrust clearance and then we can negotiate standstills and lockups. Naturally, that's after we do due diligence.

  Harlin Polk : What the hell is doo-doo diligence?

  Will Truman : No, Harlin, after we do... due diligence.

  Harlin Polk : Doesn't matter how slow you say it, Will. It's still doo-doo, isn't it? I just want to know what it means.

  Will Truman : It's just crap that lawyers deal with. Harlin, I'll handle it. I've been representing your corporation for 5 years now, remember?

  Harlin Polk : I know, but my wife's been bugging me about the business lately. She wants me to be a little more hands-on.

  Will Truman : You sure she's talking about the business?

  Harlin Polk : [Laughs]  Yeah, she's talking about the business. But I trust you, Will, so you do that doodoo... That you do so well.