Will & Grace (TV Series)
Pilot (1998)
Megan Mullally: Karen Walker
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Quotes
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Karen Walker : [Entering] I know. I'm late. My driver had another bronchial incident. It was disgusting. I had to raise the partition. But that's no excuse. I should be punished. I'm writing you a cheque.
Will Truman : [Over speakerphone] Karen, tell Grace she should fire you.
Karen Walker : Grace, tell Will to redirect his anger at his mother where it belongs.
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Karen Walker : All right, honey, here you go. Guilt, be gone!
Grace Adler : Karen, I don't want a check. I want assistance. I'm the boss. I give you checks.
Karen Walker : Yes, you do, honey, and I love them. I do. You know, I keep them all right here in this box.
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Karen Walker : No, Rosario. Por favor, honey, listen to me for a second, okay? Take Olivia and Mason to la store de los toys.
Will Truman : Where's Grace?
Karen Walker : Oh honey, thank God. How do you say toy store in Spanish?
Will Truman : Tienda de juguetes.
Karen Walker : Uh-huh, thanks. F-A-O-yeah-Schwartzo. Sí sí Rosario, gracias. Hola.
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Karen Walker : I'm serious, Grace, pick up the pace.
Grace Adler : I'm serious, Karen, pick up the phone.
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Karen Walker : Will, stop right there, I can't tell you anything. It's a secret.
Will Truman : What's a secret?
Karen Walker : She's at City Hall getting married. Oh devil!
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Karen Walker : Well, that was a little harsh.
Grace Adler : Good!
Karen Walker : Uh, yes, yes, it is! He's a bad person. Very bad.
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[Karen is on the phone with Rosario]
Karen : No, Rosario - por favor, honey, listen to me for a second, ok? Take Olivia and Mason to la store de los toys.
Will : [Will walks in] Where's Grace?
Karen : Oh, honey, thank God. How do you say "toy store" in Spanish?
Will : Tienda de jugetes.
Karen : F.A.O-yay. Schwartz-o. Si, si Rosario! Gracias! Hola!
[Hangs up]
