Will & Grace (TV Series)

Past and Presents (2001)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

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• Jack McFarland : [Will is being intimidated by a colleague, who was also his bully in elementary school]  Look at you. I am *very* disappointed in you.

  Will Truman : You are? Y'think I like feeling like this, again? Y'know, by the time I got to the fourth grade, the guy had made me such a nervous wreck that I ate lunch every day with the Janitor. I always left there feeling better, though. Prob'ly because I was swigging Kahlúa out of Mr Pang's thermos.

  Jack McFarland : Then why don't you do somethin' about it? Fight back. Put on your pink boxing gloves and start cryin'.

  Will Truman : I'm not a fighter, OK? I, I, I bruise like a summer fruit.

  Jack McFarland : Well, if you're not gonna do it for yourself, then do it for me. And, Will, do it for every loser, geek, weakling, homo, ethnic, fatty, smarty, sittin' alone under the Jungle Jim, petrified that they're gonna get beat up for being different.

  Will Truman : You're right. Why am I putting up with this? I mean, I - I'm not a boy, I'm a man!

  Jack McFarland : Atta boy!