Will & Grace (TV Series)

Lows in the Mid-Eighties, Part I (2000)

Megan Mullally: Karen Walker

Quotes 

• Grace : [as Karen is showing her breasts to a woman]  Karen, what are you doing?

  Karen : She started it.

  Grace : Karen, she's breast feeding.

  Karen : Oh... That would explain the little bald man.

• Will : [after telling about how he and Grace got in a fight when he came out]  Then we didn't talk for a year.

  Pam : Wow.

  Karen : Yeah. Good times.

• Karen : Well, you're all boring and I'm fun. I'd better get back to the kids. Smell ya later.

• Karen : The kids will be fine. I cracked a window in the limo.

• Jack : Yeah, guys our little Pammy's in a pickle, and, uh, shouldn't we help her find her way back to a place called hope?

  Karen : Honey, she's wearing synthetic plaid. It's a four day drive and a boat trip to a place called Hope.

• Pam : Do you think that men can't be trusted?

  Karen : Honey, I've always said, if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.