Will & Grace (TV Series)

Love Plus One (2000)

Debra Messing: Grace Adler

Quotes 

• Grace : I mean, can you imagine me in a three-way?

  [Will and Karen laugh] 

  Karen : Honey, I can barely imagine you in a two-way.

  Grace : Come on, it's not outside the realm of possibility.

  Will : Grace, I can see me in a three-way. I can see Karen in a two-way.

  Karen : Oh, honey, every night with Stan is a three-way: him, me, and Johnny Walker Black. Just the three of us.

  Will : But you're just not that girl.

  Karen : [laughs]  No way. No how.

  Grace : Hey, I have been know to get a little crazy in the boudoir. Some might even call me... kinky.

  [Will and Karen laugh hysterically] 

  Will : Sweetheart, people who are kinky never use the word "kinky".

  Karen : And who the hell says "boudoir"? "Hey, look at me. I'm kinky, and I'm in the boudoir."

• Grace : Nicholas, I'm so embarrassed. If I had known that kiss before was just a "hello" kiss, I would have used a lot less tongue. See, when you called, I thought you wanted to get together to do what we get together to do.

  Nicholas : That's right.

  Grace : But you have a girlfriend now.

  Nicholas : That's right.

  Grace : Okay, I guess I'm a little dense, because, I mean, you can't have sex with me and your girlfriend at the same time.

  Nicholas : *That's* wrong.

  Grace : [pauses]  Oh. Oh, but...

  [covers her mouth] 

  Grace : *Oh!*