- Grace Adler: How could I fall in love with your kebabs? I've never had them. Diane had your kebabs, but apparently I wasn't good enough for your kebabs.
- Leo Markus: Wait. Why do you care that Diane's had Will's kebabs, but you don't care that she's had mine and I've had hers?
- Jack McFarland: Silly, Diane is a girl. She doesn't have kebabs. She has a ka-gina!
- Karen Walker: And nice ka-tits.
- Karen Walker: I like you. Wanna make out?
- Diane: I like you too. Let's see how the evening goes.
- Leo Markus: So, you and Will, huh?
- Diane: Yep. Me and Will.
- Leo Markus: And, uh, me and you.
- Diane: Yeh. Me and you. And, maybe later, me and Karen.
- [Karen gestures 'thumbs up' and nods]
- Grace Adler: I'm not mad. And I'll tell you why I'm mad. Because I'm not mad!
- Will Truman: You're not making any sense.
- Grace Adler: Oh and all of a sudden you're the vice-president of things that make sense?
- Will Truman: Why vice-president?
- Grace Adler: Because, Leo's president. Deal with it.
- Grace Adler: I'm not jealous. And I'll tell you why I'm jealous. Because I'm not jealous!
- Leo Markus: You're not making any sense.
- Grace Adler: Oh and all of a sudden you're the president of things that make sense?
- Will Truman: Maybe it's just as well you never did take a ride on the Truman train. That coulda ruined you for life.
- Leo Markus: Train? You had one passenger!
- Will Truman: Yeah, but at least she got off.
- Grace Adler: I have something special planned tomorrow night.
- Jack McFarland, Karen Walker: Yay!
- Grace Adler: Leo and I are having dinner.
- Jack McFarland, Karen Walker: Boo!
- Grace Adler: His ex-girlfriend is also coming over.
- Jack McFarland, Karen Walker: Yay!
- Grace Adler: But I'm OK with that, so there's not going to be any drama.
- Jack McFarland, Karen Walker: Boo!
- Karen Walker: Honey, we got you a dog.
- Leo Markus: A dog?
- Karen Walker: Yeh.
- Leo Markus: I've always wanted a dog.
- Leo Markus: And I still do. This looks like something a dog coughed up.