Will & Grace (TV Series)

Boardroom and a Parked Place (2002)

Debra Messing: Grace Adler

Quotes 

• [about to go to sleep in Karen's limo, all laying on their right sides] 

  Grace : Night.

  Karen : Night.

  Jack : Night.

  Rosario : Noches.

  Karen : Jack, that had better be your penis.

  Grace : Ok, I can't do this, I sleep on my left.

  [They all turn to the left] 

  Grace : Night.

  Karen : Night.

  Jack : Night.

  Rosario : Noches.

  Karen : Grace, that had better be your penis.

  Grace : It's a thermos. But, thank you.

• Will Truman : [Will finds the bathroom door locked one morning]  Come on, Grace, hurry up. I've got an early meeting.

  Will Truman : [to himself]  I knew when we installed that pulsating showerhead it was going to slow down our mornings.

  Will Truman : [now banging on the door]  Grace!

  Grace : [coming out of her room, she walks up behind him]  Who you talkin' to?

  Will Truman : I'm talkin' to you. Now, hurry up, get out of the bathroom. Wait...

  Karen : [unexpectedly, Karen saunters slowly out of the bathroom, a towel wrapped around her hair]  Whoooh, that is one smooth-talkin' showerhead.

• Will Truman : What are you doing here?

  Karen : What, can't a friend stop by a friend's place for a quick shower?

  Grace : Why don't you shower at Marlo and Phil's? I thought that's where you've been staying since you left Stan.

  Karen : Oh, I am, and it's been super cool. Yeah, it's all braiding each other's hair, pillow fights, comparing breast size... then Marlo comes home, and the fun stops.