- Marshal Kirby: I'm sorry, gentlemen. I wish we could help you, but if you still intend to find John Avery, there are two things we can offer you.
- James T. West: What's that?
- Marshal Kirby: Our condolences, and a decent burial.
- [last lines]
- James T. West: Now with all that settled we're on our way to Chicago, right?
- Laurie Morgan: Wrong. I'm heading the other way. You see gentlemen like you still confuse me. Oh!
- [Laurie kisses Jim]
- Laurie Morgan: I guess simple girl like me should just never leave home. Bye.
- [Laurie leaves and Jim waves goodbye]
- James T. West: Artemus, it's going to be a long trip to Chicago.
- [Artemus play "Annie Laurie" on his violin]
- Artemus Gordon: James my boy, you just can't win them all.
- [Jim turns to leave and Artemus plays a taunting glissando]
- Artemus Gordon: Are we your prisoners, Mr. Avery?
- John Maxwell Avery: Prisoners sounds so melodramatic. Let's just say that you're my guests.