- Drew Carey: [after "Questions Only"] I'm gonna give each of you five of our new "Wonder Points".
- Wayne Brady: These points have much more support!
- Drew Carey: Yeah, they're pushed up so you look more perky.
- Wayne Brady: [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie"]
- [parodying "The Terminator"]
- Wayne Brady: Where is Sarah Connors?
- Kathy Greenwood: [enters, nonchalantly] Whaddya want?
- Wayne Brady: I'm here to save you.
- Kathy Greenwood: [sarcastic chuckle] Oh, because you're a BIG man. Come to save the little woman.
- Wayne Brady: Well, if that's the w-
- [mimes leaving in a portal; Colin steps in and mimes slicing Kathy Greenwood]
- Wayne Brady: See?
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie"] "Close Encounters". Of the third kind.
- Ryan Stiles: [sitting on the step] E.T. want lap dance.
- Kathy Greenwood: [giggles] All right, but you tickle.
- [Kathy Greenwood dances in front of Ryan; Drew buzzes]
- Ryan Stiles: Oh, that's not "Close Encounters", what am I doing? It's a space movie, whaddya want?
- Drew Carey: "Close Encounters".
- Ryan Stiles: I KNOW, I know! Just read your cards.
- Drew Carey: "Green Mile", which is how far I'm gonna kick your ass!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "The Millionaire Show", the theme being frat boys]
- [using his phone-a-friend lifeline]
- Ryan Stiles: Hey Kath.
- Kathy Greenwood: [off-screen] Oh my GOD, it's Ryan!
- Ryan Stiles: Hey, how are ya?
- Kathy Greenwood: Oh hold on, Britney, shut up, it's Ryan!
- Ryan Stiles: You looked SO hot last night.
- Kathy Greenwood: Shut UP!
- Ryan Stiles: Hey you know what?
- Kathy Greenwood: What?
- Ryan Stiles: I'm here with Regis Philbin, man, I need some help.
- Kathy Greenwood: All right, um, what can I do for you? Oh, like I haven't said THAT a million times...
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hoedown", about winning the lottery]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: I'm sure all that money would be really hard to spend. / I'm sure it would seem like it would never, never end. / I could give it to charities, or so I am told, / But I think I'll just have my penis dipped in gold.
- Drew Carey: [after "Sound Effects", where Colin played a sumo wrestler] You know what the scary part of that was? I think we just saw Colin's "oh" face.
- [laughs]
- Drew Carey: All that strainin' and gruntin' and everything...
- Colin Mochrie: Remember?