- Leo McGarry: You, me, the Assistant Deputy Secretary for Fishery Exploitation; I don't care. We've got to get our message out.
- C.J. Cregg: And what is our message?
- Leo McGarry: "Shut up while we're trying to get them to stop killing each other."
- C.J. Cregg: How's Donna?
- Josh Lyman: She threw me out. Her mother's driving her crazy. Her IRA boyfriend is planning sedition... maybe it was seduction... probably both.
- C.J. Cregg: The dashing photojournalist?
- Josh Lyman: I think the professional term is wanker.