- Sam Seaborn: How'd you call Josh?
- Toby Ziegler: What do you mean?
- Sam Seaborn: Didn't they take your cellphone from you?
- Toby Ziegler: I borrowed theirs.
- [motions to the bench of call girls]
- Sam Seaborn: So on a call girl's phone bill, there's going to be a call to Air Force One?
- Toby Ziegler: You're really going to be teaching the seminar on call girl caution? Really?
- Sam Seaborn: [to Charlie] You're all right?
- Charlie Young: Yeah, I'm all right. You know, when you sit in a cage, you have time to do a lot of thinking.
- Toby Ziegler: Hurricane, we were in the joint for two hours and 20 minutes, 'kay?
- Toby Ziegler: [Toby in California] Charlie and I got arrested.
- Will Bailey: [Will in Washington] Yeah, I saw it on the news.
- Toby Ziegler: It made the news out there?
- Will Bailey: A Jewish guy won a bar fight-- it's news everywhere.
- Sam Seaborn: I'm gonna lose.
- Toby Ziegler: Yeah.
- Sam Seaborn: There's no chance of a miracle?
- Toby Ziegler: No.
- Sam Seaborn: Then why are you here?
- Toby Ziegler: You're gonna lose, and you're gonna lose huge. They're gonna throw rocks at you next week, and I wanted to be standing next to you when they did.
- Sam Seaborn: [sarcastically] Oh, really?
- Toby Ziegler: Yeah.
- Sam Seaborn: [Sam is touched and seriously asks] Really?
- Toby Ziegler: Yeah.
- Toby Ziegler: No, I just got off with Josh, and I'm running the campaign for the last week.
- Sam Seaborn: Yeah. Technically, the President can't fire Scott Holcomb.
- Toby Ziegler: He was taking it in the wrong direction, Sam, and you know it.
- Sam Seaborn: And you guys are going to take it in the right direction?
- Toby Ziegler: We made a rough entrance here, but things are looking up now.
- Sam Seaborn: You trapped people at Disneyland, told the French they could stick a loaf of bread up their ass, had a meeting with a Communist, and things are looking up 'cause my new campaign director just made bail.
- Toby Ziegler: Look, a glass is half full or half... You know, the other thing...
- C.J. Cregg: He looks youthful...
- Toby Ziegler: Yes.
- C.J. Cregg: ...and energetic.
- Toby Ziegler: Yes.
- C.J. Cregg: He looks youthful and energetic. Do we have anything he can jump over?
- Toby Ziegler: You know what they don't tell you? You can post bond with a credit card.
- Charlie Young: [to officer] Yo, man, that's totally whack!
- Toby Ziegler: [into cellphone] Yeah. Charlie's trying to throw down with the street. It's kind of a sad sight to see.
- Charlie Young: [to officer] I've got American Express. I've got Visa. I could've posted bond and gotten miles, damn it.