- Toby Ziegler: C.J.?
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Yeah.
- Toby Ziegler: You want to play some pool?
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: I don't know how to play pool.
- Toby Ziegler: You wanna play for money?
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Sure.
- Toby Ziegler: [after Charlie beats him at a game of pool without Toby picking up his cue] Nice game. It was fun to watch.
- Josh Lyman: I said to you, I said this. I said, "Do you want food?"
- Donna Moss: Yeah.
- Josh Lyman: And you said, "No, I don't want any food."
- Donna Moss: Yeah.
- Josh Lyman: And now you're eating my food!
- Donna Moss: I kind of think you'd have learned that by now.
- Josh Lyman: Are you eating the rest of the sandwich?
- Donna Moss: Are you?
- Reporter: I think the question was, was he physically and emotionally prepared to make a life-and-death decision after what he'd just been through?
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: He'd been through a TV interview and a press conference. The President finds you all annoying, but not prohibitively debilitating.
- Abbey Bartlet: You missed it. It was incredible.
- President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: Look...
- Abbey Bartlet: It was all over the news.
- President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: Abbey...
- Abbey Bartlet: This crazy man got in front of millions of people and totally screwed his wife.
- President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: That's funny, 'cause that's sort of what I did.
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: Today, the President is going to direct the Attorney General to appoint a Special Prosecutor.
- Charlie Young: Yes.
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: Now, you know what that means, right?
- Charlie Young: Yeah.
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: Okay, so you'll need a lawyer.
- Charlie Young: Actually, Mr. Babish, I don't think I need one.
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: You do.
- Charlie Young: I think I'll be fine.
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: Really?
- Charlie Young: Yeah.
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: [sits down] He's going to ask you about everything you'd seen and heard since you started working at the White House.
- Charlie Young: I can answer those questions truthfully.
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: Then he's going to call you back a month later and ask you the exact same questions. If your answers change even a little bit, he'll prosecute you for perjury.
- Charlie Young: Mr. Babish...
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: Oliver's fine. Are you prepared to describe every conversation you've ever had with the President? Whether he asked you for an aspirin? Whether his hands quivered? Are you prepared to answer questions about your relationship with his youngest daughter? This is NFL football.
- Charlie Young: When is this all going to happen?
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: I don't know.
- Charlie Young: [sits down] How can you not know?
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: Because grand jury investigations are secret.
- Charlie Young: So they can just knock on my door one morning?
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: They will knock on your door one morning.
- Charlie Young: How much? You know, how much do you think...
- White House Counsel Oliver Babish: Assuming you did nothing wrong, saw nothing wrong and heard nothing wrong - about a hundred thousand dollars.