The West Wing (TV Series)
Celestial Navigation (2000)
Allison Janney: C.J. Cregg
Quotes
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Josh Lyman : [C.J. appears with an obviously a swollen cheek] What the hell happened?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : I had woot canaw.
Josh Lyman : What happened to your cheeks?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : I had woot canaw.
Josh Lyman : Why are you talking like that?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : I HAD WOOT CANAW!
Josh Lyman : [smiling] Yeah, I heard you the first time. I was just amusing myself.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : I can suggest some othew things you can do wiff yourseff.
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President Josiah Bartlet : Okay, before we go on - C.J., if blood is gushing from the head wound you just received from a stampeding herd of bison, you'll do the press briefing.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Yes sir.
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C.J. Cregg : [C.J. had a root canal, and can't speak clearly] I can't do the bwiefing... I can't even say bwiefing!
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C.J. Cregg : I'm experiencing some pain.
Sam Seaborn : For how long?
C.J. Cregg : About a month now, but it'll go away by itself.
Sam Seaborn : When?
C.J. Cregg : When I die, Sam.