Anita Barone: Vicky Gold

Quotes 

• Dave Gold : Great news, sweetie. Hillary's still a virgin.

  Vicky Gold : Good to know. I'll add that to the holiday newsletter.

• Vicky Gold : This book sucks.

  Dave Gold : You know what I do with books that suck? I wait for them to come out as movies that suck.

• Vicky Gold : Oprah's full of crap!

  [slams the book she was reading shut] 

  Vicky Gold : The only way she could have finished this book was if it was a piece of cheesecake.

• Dave Gold : What happened to our stash?

  Vicky Gold : Our stash? Since when do we have a stash?

  Dave Gold : You know...

  Vicky Gold : No. I thought we decided to be more responsible, and you were gonna get rid of the pot.

  Dave Gold : I am getting rid of it. Little by little.