Michael Rapaport: Dave Gold

Quotes 

• Dave Gold : It's true. Parents that use drugs have kids that use drugs. So there's an important lesson here: don't have kids.

• Dave Gold : Great news, sweetie. Hillary's still a virgin.

  Vicky Gold : Good to know. I'll add that to the holiday newsletter.

• Vicky Gold : This book sucks.

  Dave Gold : You know what I do with books that suck? I wait for them to come out as movies that suck.

• Dave Gold : When I was a kid growing up, my father's philosophy was "Do as I say, not as I do." Well, when I became a parent, I swore I would do better with my kids. So my philosophy is, "Do as I say, not as I hope you don't know I do."

• Dave Gold : What happened to our stash?

  Vicky Gold : Our stash? Since when do we have a stash?

  Dave Gold : You know...

  Vicky Gold : No. I thought we decided to be more responsible, and you were gonna get rid of the pot.

  Dave Gold : I am getting rid of it. Little by little.