- Dave Gold: What's the matter with you, huh? We don't steal in this family.
- Hillary Gold: Really? What about our cable?
- Dave Gold: That's not stealing. That's beating the system.
- Hillary Gold: What about when you eat in the grocery store?
- Dave Gold: That's called a taste test.
- Hillary Gold: I think you know what Oreos taste like, Dad.
- Hillary Gold: I need my allowance.
- Dave Gold: Forgeddit. Whad're you crazy? You're not getting any money for doing nothing.
- Hillary Gold: But I always get money for doing nothing. And I need to buy makeup.
- Dave Gold: Forgeddit. Okay?
- Hillary Gold: Oh, come on. Mom would give me the money.
- Dave Gold: Yeah, well you're Mom's not here, okay, so you're gonna have to figure out a new way to look too old and too easy.
- Vicky Gold: Okay, here's the pieces I'm really excited about buying for the store's Spring lot. Retro's all the rage, right? Remember gauchos?
- Noreen: Not fondly.
- Vicky Gold: Right. That's why I'm thinking the Japanese look. Lots of black silk and colorful kimonos. We'll call it The Asian Invasion.
- Noreen: Perfect. Perhaps we could launch it on Pearl Harbor Day.