Kaylee DeFer: Hillary Gold

Quotes 

• Keisha : You're Hillary, right?

  Hillary Gold : Yeah.

  Keisha : I'm Keisha. And I don't like your skinny ass.

• Hillary Gold : This girl Keisha and I got into a fight, and I... kind of punched her.

  Dave Gold : Keisha? Wh-What'd you... you beat up a black girl?

  Hillary Gold : What makes you assume she's black? Isn't that a little racist of you?

  Dave Gold : Not as racist as you beating her up.

• Keisha : Who do you think you are? There are only eight black guys at our school, and what makes you think you get one of them?

  Hillary Gold : Keisha, there could be 8,000 black guys at our school, and I still don't think you'd get one.

• Hillary Gold : [to Taye]  Wait, you're breaking up with me?

  Taye : Mmm-hmm.

  Hillary Gold : Why? I mean, is this because I'm grounded? Because I can just sneak out.

  Taye : It's not that. You can't go around thugging on people. You're a hater.

  Hillary Gold : No, it wasn't like that at all.

  Taye : I'm sorry, but I can't go out with someone who solves their problems with violence.

  [Cut scene] 

  Taye : Plus, she's way too clingy. If I was actually hitting it, it'd be one thing, but life's too short.