The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
Summer (2000)
John Bluthal: Frank Pickle
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Quotes
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[the protesters have just finished singing You'll Never Walk Alone]
Geraldine Granger : Right. Your turn next, Frank. Only 6 hours to go before dawn, so make it a good 'un!
Frank Pickle : I've got just the thing.
[sings]
Frank Pickle : 100,000 green bottles, hanging on the wall; 100,000 green...
[the others join in]
Geraldine Granger , Frank Pickle , Jim Trott , Hugo Horton , David Horton : [singing] ... bottles hanging on the wall; And if one green bottle should accidentally fall; There'll be 99,999 green bottles hanging on the wall.
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David Horton : Vicar, much as I applaud your efforts, I fear we have to accept the compensation the water company offer us, however derisory that is.
[Geraldine sighs]
Hugo Horton : Oh, I thought they offered you 4 million pounds?
Jim Trott , Frank Pickle , Owen Newitt : [Shocked] What?
David Horton : Yes, well... um... do you think I'm happy about that?
Hugo Horton : Well... you were dancing around the rose garden singing.
David Horton : [Warningly] Hugo.
Hugo Horton : [singing and dancing] Money money money; Must be funny...
Owen Newitt : You treacherous git! You'd sacrifice this village for your own personal greed - have you no respect for tradition?
Geraldine Granger : Well said, Owen!
Owen Newitt : For centuries my family's been massacring deer, staging cockfights and gassing foxes in this valley, and we don't intend stopping now!
Geraldine Granger : *Less* well said, Owen!
David Horton : [Showing Owen a notebook] Incidentally, this is what you'd be getting for your farm, by the way.
[Owen's eyes widen]
Owen Newitt : [sings and dances] Who wants to be a millionaire?
[High pitched]
Owen Newitt : I do!
[Speaking]
Owen Newitt : You're right, Dave - Dibley's a dump!
Geraldine Granger : Oh, for goodness sakes, Owen! There are people here who don't own their own properties.
[Indicates Jim and Frank]
Geraldine Granger : You know, they won't get any compensation at all.
Owen Newitt : Well, sod 'em! *Now* will you sleep with me? I can pay you big time, babe!