- Logan: I love Lilly. And Lilly LOVED guys.
- Veronica: Logan, you know that she...
- Logan: You know, she used to say that her parents worshiped Duncan and tolerated her. And if she couldn't please 'em, she was gonna go out of her way to piss 'em off. Weevil must've been perfect for that.
- Veronica: I know Lilly loved you.
- Logan: Just not like I loved her. It's okay. No, you know, it kinda lets me off the hook, you know. I don't know, I don't have to feel guilty anymore.
- Veronica: Feel guilty about what?
- Logan: Moving on.
- [they kiss]
- Veronica: What are we doing?
- Logan: No idea.
- Wallace Fennel: I walked in on 'em making out last night. She was sitting on his lap...
- Veronica Mars: Hey! Hey, hey! No discussing parental PDA at lunch! It's your rule!
- Wallace Fennel: I'm sorry! I can't be the only one with that image burned in my brain!
- Veronica Mars: Did you crank call Mandy?
- Lenny Sopher: What if I did?
- Veronica Mars: Well, I wanna congratulate you, shake your hand. Congratulations. You've been named the world's biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition of your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo. You're gonna die friendless and alone.
- Lenny Sopher: Hey everyone knows you're the biggest...
- Veronica Mars: Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose. If you use Mandy again to try to convince yourself you're not a loser, I will ruin your life, got it? You got it?
- Lenny Sopher: Okay, geez.
- Mandy: I can't believe you did that...
- Veronica Mars: I can't believe that you didn't! You want people to leave you alone, Mandy, or better yet treat you with respect? Demand it. Make them.
- Keith Mars: Honey, do I need to recap my concerned-dad lectures?
- [He sits down in the seat Weevil had just occupied, before leaving]
- Keith Mars: No running with scissors. No candy from strangers. No smartening up the local criminal element.
- Eli 'Weevil' Navarro: [as Veronica climbs out] Always getting out of the back of some dudes van, aren't you?
- Eli 'Weevil' Navarro: [With a thankful and impressed voice] How many get-out-of-jail free cards do you have up your sleeve, anyway?