- Weevil: Where's the bird, Wilson? I'm nearly bursting with Pirate pride here! Weevil wanna punch a cracker!
- Weevil: No more favors for you. Now I gotta feel bad for this kid.
- Veronica Mars: If it's any consolation, I hate myself.
- Veronica Mars: [after listening to Wallace complain about the Goat causing him all kinds of problems] Bad, Kidnapped Goat!
- Veronica Mars: Can you do me a weird favor, without asking any questions?
- Wallace Fennel: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?