- Eli "Weevil" Navarro: [to Logan about coming to his house for the poker game] I'm the one who's gotta go up into the hills all by myself. What if I run into a pack of your white boys, huh, on some clean, well lit street? I could be bored to death.
- Veronica Mars: [voice-over] I don't know if Conner's smile cost a million, but his 6-pack abs are worth at least double that. Damn! I repeat: DAMN!
- Conner Larkin: Too shiny?
- Veronica Mars: Uh, no.
- Conner Larkin: My helicopter gets shot down mid-flight, so I'm supposed to be sweaty, but I don't want to be gross!
- Veronica Mars: I think you're good.
- Logan Echolls: It's a kind, gentler Weevil.
- Eli "Weevil" Navarro: It's Christmas, even for delivery guys.
- Logan Echolls: Pa-rum-pum-pum.
- Logan Echolls: [With a huff, as Weevil steps on his books, he shakes his head] If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.