The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Ghosts of the Sargasso (2004)

Patrick Warburton: Brock Samson

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Quotes 

• Brock Samson : After the twist, you'll hear a snap. Then the body goes ragdoll on ya.

  Hank Venture : And that will knock him out... even more?

  Brock Samson : That'll kill him.

  Hank Venture : Do I have to?

  Brock Samson : Alright fine, crybaby. Just tie him up and, maybe I guess gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees

• Dean Venture , Hank Venture : GO TEAM VENTURE!

  Brock Samson : ...I dunno, they just do that.

• Ghost Pirate 1 : We need that key that starts your boat Mr. Big Stuff, let's have it?

  Brock Samson : It's up my ass.

  Ghost Pirate 2 : Are you serious?

  Brock Samson : Why don't you check?

  Ghost Pirate 2 : Well, check.

  Ghost Pirate 1 : What if he's lying?

  Ghost Pirate 2 : If he were telling the truth, that would be better?

• Pirate 1 : [to Brock who is chained up]  We need that key that starts your boat Mr Big Stuff, let's have it.

  Brock Samson : It's up my ass.

  Pirate 2 : Are you serious?

  Brock Samson : Why don't you check?

  Pirate 2 : [to Pirate 1]  Well. Check.

  Pirate 1 : [to Pirate 2]  What if he's lying?

  Pirate 2 : [to Pirate 1]  If he were telling the truth, that would be better?

• Brock Samson : Whatever you do, Hank, don't light a cigarette. A good sniper can see a hot cherry for miles.

  Hank Venture : Brock, I don't smoke.

  Brock Samson : Good. Now's a lousy time to start.

• Ghost Pirate 1 : [Watching Brock beat up the fake Ghost Pirate]  Oh my God, he's gettin' his ass kicked! We gotta save him!

  Ghost Pirate 2 : Are you kiddin'? My sword's made of cardboard.

  Pirate Captain : Enough!

  Pirate Captain : [Everyone stops fighting]  Get off that man before he kills the hole lot'o'ye.

  Pirate Captain : [Holding Dean as a shield at gunpoint]  I don't think he wants to see what his child is made of.

  [Overcorrecting himself] 

  Pirate Captain : I mean, what he's really made of, not like a test of his mettle...

  Brock Samson : [Interrupting]  We heard you the first time...

  Pirate Captain : [Interrupting]  Silence! Your insolence will not be tolerated... again.

  [Motioning to the fake Ghost Pirate lying motionless on the deck] 

  Pirate Captain : Hey, is that guy dead?

  Brock Samson : Yeah, probably.

  Pirate Captain : [Irritated]  Oh, c'mon! Was that necessary? Really?

  Dean Venture : Your plan was almost flawless, only, that's no ghost...

  Pirate Captain : [Sarcastically]  Oh, ya' think, genius. What was it that tipped ya' off, brainiac? Was it the rubber mask; maybe the huge zipper?

  [to Brock] 

  Pirate Captain : But you had to go and kill 'im anyway. If you'd a played by the rules, the Ghost Pirate rules, none of this would have happened! But, no, you had to go and kill a guy.