The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Eeney, Meeney, Miney... Magic! (2004)

James Urbaniak: Dr. Venture

Quotes 

• Dr. Byron Orpheus : [after examining Dr. Venture's latest invention]  What the hell is this thing made out of?

  Dr. Venture : [suspiciously]  Nothing.

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : Come on...

  Dr. Venture : All right, fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : Just tell me one.

  Dr. Venture : [mumbling]  An... orphan.

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : A what?

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : [clearing his throat]  An orphan?

  Dr. Venture : Did you say... an ORPHAN?

  Dr. Venture : [weakly]  Yeah, a little orphan boy.

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : It's powered by a forsaken child?

  Dr. Venture : [defensive]  Might be, kind of - I mean I didn't use the whole thing!

• Dr. Byron Orpheus : Orpheus! I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus! And mine is to perceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos!

  Dr. Venture : They give out Ph.Ds for that?

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : [in a lowered voice]  Junior college upstate, communication major, minor in women's studies. But I assure you, sir, the doctor title was bestowed upon me by a higher power than a mere college professor!

• Hank Venture , Dean Venture : GO TEAM VENTURE!

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : Yes, go Team Venture!

  Dr. Venture : Oh for God's sake, don't encourage them.

• Dean Venture : Hank and I just woke up on the floor. We were playing Ouija and a guy hypnotized us.

  Dr. Venture : Dean?

  Dean Venture : With his magical Dracula powers.

  Dr. Venture : Dean I'm going to turn around now and you'd better be on fire. You're standing there in flames and the only person who can put you out is me! Because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this!

• Dr. Venture : Dean, what are you doing in there? I need to take a shower.

  Dean Venture : I'm practicing being a boyfriend, Pop!

  Dr. Venture : Never mind, Dean.