- Charlie: My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight.
- Kate: That's funny. Everybody warned *me* not to go out with *you*.
- Charlie: Hey, it worked for Romeo and Juliet. Well, up to the poison and the stabbing.
- Kate: Charlie, I have a confession. I haven't been out with a man, other than my husband, in 12 years.
- Charlie: That's not a problem. Couple of things have changed, but I can bring you up to date.
- Kate: Please do.
- Charlie: Alright. Well, nowadays women pay for dinner. And, of course, sex is a given.
- Kate: Well, I'll tell you one thing. I am not paying for dinner.
- Charlie: Rats!