Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (2005)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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• Charlie : A clueless woman is a happy woman.

• Charlie : [on the phone with Alan, who is trying to ditch his drunk blind date]  Alan, Alan, calm down, calm down! Listen to me. Here's what you do. Take her to a crowded club, pin a warning note on her back as a courtesy to the next guy, and run like hell!... Well, if you don't want my advice, why'd you call me?