Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (2005)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Jake Harper : [just learned that he has to spend the night at Evelyn's] What did I ever do to you?
Alan Harper : It's - it's not a punishment.
Jake Harper : It's not a prize! I'm calling Mom!
Alan Harper : No, no, no! No calling Mom.
Jake Harper : I know my rights! I get one phone call!
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Charlie Harper : [about Jake] You realize, that in one night, he did what we couldn't do in a lifetime?
Alan Harper : He broke her.
Charlie Harper : He chewed her up and spit her out.
Alan Harper : It was a beautiful thing.
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Charlie Harper : Clearly he is the chosen one...
Alan Harper : [speaking in awe] And they shall call him, "Jake".