Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Smell the Umbrella Stand (2005)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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[first lines]
Jake Harper : [raining outside] Well, this is going to be a sucky weekend.
Charlie Harper : Try spending it with an eleven-year-old who does nothing but complain.
Jake Harper : You mean me?
Charlie Harper : No wonder they gotta write your name in your underwear.
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Jake Harper : [curious about his father's upcoming colonoscopy] Why do they have to do it?
Charlie Harper : They just want to see what's going on up there.
Jake Harper : Did Dad *lose* something? 'Cause when I swallowed thirty-five cents, we just waited for it to come out.
Charlie Harper : No kiddin'.
Jake Harper : Yeah. But I only got thirty cents back.
Charlie Harper : Well, the house always takes a cut.