Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Smell the Umbrella Stand (2005)
Marin Hinkle: Judith Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : [discussing his upcoming colonoscopy] So, I'm really nervous about it.
Judith Harper : [irritated] That's it?
Alan Harper : Well, it's a long snakey thing with a camera!
Judith Harper : Oh, please! Your son was ten pounds at birth and his head was the same size it is now!
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Judith Harper : [to Alan, not believing Jake is sick] I'm not buying it. I'll be back to get him Monday night, and if I find out you went ahead and took him to Vegas, you'll be getting a colonoscopy from my attorney!
Charlie Harper : [to Alan] I've seen your alimony checks. You already got one.