Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (2005)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : [to Rose's father]  You'll have to forgive my brother. He thinks with his penis, and his penis isn't very bright.

• Berta : [Berta tops off her coffee with rum, takes a swig out of the bottle and smacks her lips]  Mmmm... That's good coffee.

  Alan Harper : [walking into the kitchen]  Good morning.

  Berta : It's getting there.

• Alan Harper : What did you do last night?

  Charlie Harper : Rose!