Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Just Like Buffalo (2004)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
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Quotes
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Jake Harper : I heard Mom say that the reason Uncle Charlie gets in so much trouble is that he thinks with his little head. It's not that little.
Charlie Harper : Okay. You tell your mother...
Alan Harper : Charlie!
Charlie Harper : [changing his tune] ... that women are to be honored and respected.
Alan Harper : See, Jake. That's the big head talking.
Jake Harper : [getting a little impatient] But he only has one head!
Charlie Harper : You wanna tell him, or should we let him spin for awhile?
Alan Harper : I'd rather he spin.
Jake Harper : Aw, come on! At least give me a clue!
Alan Harper : All right. What do men have that women don't?
Jake Harper : Beards?
Charlie Harper : Lower.
Jake Harper : [in a deeper voice] Beards?