Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (2003)

Melanie Lynskey: Rose

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Quotes 

• Charlie : You still have grease in your hair! Didn't you wash it?

  Jake : You didn't say to wash my hair.

  Charlie : Wash your hair!

  [Jake heads to the bathroom] 

  Rose : You didn't tell him to rinse.

  Charlie : Good! That's good! Thank you! Jake! *Rinse*!

• Rose : So you like this dress better?

  Charlie : Hang on, Rose. The kid's running around the deck in his underwear.

  Rose : Well, sure. But when *I* do it, you just ignore me.

• Rose : I wish Randy could see what you see.

  Charlie : Forget about him. Come on, I'm going to take you to dinner.

  Rose : Really?

  Charlie : [starts going to the door]  Yeah, sure. Why not?

  [opens door, pauses, then closes door and turns to face Rose] 

  Charlie : Hey, uh, I thought you said his name was Andy.

  Rose : What did I say?

  Charlie : You said Randy.

  Rose : No, I didn't. Andy's a real guy. I didn't make him up.

• Rose : I'm so worried he's not going to like me.

  Charlie : He's going to love you, Rose. Just go out, have a great time and don't come on too strong.

  Rose : Me? Too strong? What do you mean?

  Charlie : Okay. Well, speaking from my own experience, there's nothing wrong with asking a guy for a blood test, but to actually try to take the blood *yourself* is a little strong.

  Rose : I see.