Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (2006)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Jake Harper : [telling Charlie a joke]  There's two muffins sitting side-by-side in a muffin tin in the oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!", and the other one says, "Holy Crap! A talking muffin!"

• Jake Harper : Hey, Uncle Charlie! What's green, has 4 legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?

  Charlie Harper : What?

  Jake Harper : A pool table! It's funny 'cause you wouldn't expect it to be in a tree.

• Evelyn Harper : Well, we can rule out ecstasy. That's a powerful aphrodisiac.

  Jake Harper : Nowadays, you're supposed to say African-American-disiac.