Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Hi, Mr. Horned One (2005)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
Quotes
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Alan Harper : [to Berta, as Isabella walks out] What are you doing?
Berta : [hastily putting on jacket] Leaving!
Alan Harper : Why?
Berta : Did you see that bitch? You've got to put a whole lot of gone between you and a broad like that!
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Berta : Hey, Vampira. Tell Count Humpula to get out of bed so I can change his sheets.
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Berta : [to Alan about his inflamed eye] Looks like you got bit in the face by one of them ebola monkeys!... I mean, you weren't exactly eye-candy going in, but now... Wuff! You could scare the flys off a manure truck.