Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (2004)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
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Quotes
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Charlie Harper : I mean, you're a little kookoo, Judith, but compared to our mother, you're like a fart in a hurricane.
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Alan Harper : Any luck?
Charlie Harper : The little snothead kicked me out of his room!
Alan Harper : Welcome to the club.
Charlie Harper : Yeah, but I'm the cool uncle!
Alan Harper : Oh. And I'm the uncool dad?
Charlie Harper : Don't get defensive. You did the best you could.
Alan Harper : Hey! Hey! That kid has nothing to complain about! He's never been spanked, he's never even been yelled at! And even while my marriage was collapsing, he always came first!
Charlie Harper : Well, I'm glad you're not defensive.
Alan Harper : He has a great life. He gets everything he wants. I deny him nothing. Oh, my God, what have I done to my son?
Charlie Harper : Alan, I was kidding. You're a terrific father.